moritzstiefel:

if u think ur too obsessed with something pls look at the pathetic disaster that is my room and feel better about urself

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(Source: bryko, via innuendo-outuendo)

owlapin:

owlapin:

Quick guys how do I establish contact with a male I find attractive

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i cant fucking believe you guys

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probablyharrison:

my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years

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thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

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urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

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420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

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nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

(Source: chronicallylate, via bloodofthebad)

rupsidaisy:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

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