(Source: jerjordan)
(Source: jerjordan)
broadway people are so cute where did they get the cute did it come along with the talent
Macaroni being made
stop
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT
Some other really old playbills I got. So cool!
throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”
throwing straws at people who need to suck it up
throwing bridges at people who need to get over it
throwing knives at people who need to be stabbed
oh
(Source: hashgag)
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to